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March 31, 2006
Caption Scalia
This is Antonin "Tony the Fixer" Scalia, Justice of the United States Supreme Court, gesturing to a group of reporters as he was leaving church this week.
Here's a few captions to start you off, courtesy of The Agonist. Add yours in the comments:
1. "Here is the church, and here is the steeple. Open the doors, and %#!$ off, all youse people."
2. "I'm not giving you one finger, I'm giving you five fingers."
3. ""No, really... I was just wiping off a speck of communion wafer...honest."
Posted by Perry Dorrell at March 31, 2006 06:29 AM | Permalink
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It is hard to top Scalia's own word at the time - "Vaffanculo." That is Italian for "Stick it up your ass."
Or hard to top that the diocese photographer was fired for releasing that photo.
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Posted by: Gary Denton at April 1, 2006 03:36 AM
If this is what he does/says coming out of church, imagine what he might do/say coming out of the back door (trap door?)of the Supreme Court. You gotta watch those Sicilians. (Didn't the Mafia originate in Sicily?)
Posted by: Muriel Stubbs at April 1, 2006 09:56 PM