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January 06, 2006
Carole Keeton Rylander Strayhorn Cougar Mellencamp
Foghorn Leghorn Ish Kabibble, Texas' latest candidate for governor, has apparently instructed the media to call her simply Carole Keeton Strayhorn.
She had more names than she could shake a stick at, and now she can't stick to her names. On the other hand, perhaps the print media is simply trying to conserve ink by editing her by 25%.
By the way, have you noticed that two of her progeny are prominent members of the Bush Monarchy?
There is of course Scotty "Pillsbury Doughboy" McClellan, the president's press secretary. He's bravely weathered a string of personal embarrassments, from shielding Jeff Gannon to confusing John Murtha with Michael Moore.
But there's also big brother Mark McClellan, the FDA goombah who is fighting to "protect" American seniors from the "dangers" of affordable Canadian drugs which are not sold at the outrageously inflated prices set by the Bush no-bid-giveaway to the pharmaceutical industry.
What a legacy this family will have. Someday.
If you have some suggestions for One Tough Grandma's new name or nickname, let's hear it in the comments. Trolls: I'm pretty certain one of them will never be 'governor'.
Posted by Perry Dorrell at January 6, 2006 10:56 AM | Permalink
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