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May 04, 2005

But what's his handicap?

Seriously.

Is DeLay a duffer? When he swept the dew at the Royal and Ancient, did he shank a few into the North Sea? Chili-dip a couple into those pot bunkers -- you know, the ones that look like an abandoned well -- at St. Andrews?

Or is he a scratch player? Does he swing his mashie with a piccolo grip? Does he ham-and-egg his way around every track he plays?

He may still be driving for show, but one thing's for sure; there'll be no more putting for dough.

Tom's playing partners have developed a raging case of the yips.

Posted by Guest Blogger PDiddie at May 4, 2005 10:22 AM | Permalink

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Spoken like a true golfer, Pdiddie! Thanks for the post.

Posted by: Kris Graham at May 4, 2005 10:43 AM

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